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Here's a very cool drawing of Newton by TurningTideStudio, who does commissioned art requests. I am not sure that requests are open now, but check at her dA page if you're interested.

It reminds me of a Ninja Turtle pose. I also love her landscape drawings:



She also does artwork in other styles:
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Thanks again, TurningTideStudio!

Okay, Riddler auditions. Show us your villainry.

I injured a man and his son in a car crash! The doctor said, "I can't operate on him! He's my son!"

But you said the man was injured in the car crash. How can he be the doctor?

FIGURE IT OUT OR THEY DIE!

I give up.

[UNPLUGS LIFE SUPPORT] The doctor was FEMALE. The doctor was the MOTHER of the son.

Well, you DID kill two people, but you did so in order to endorse equal opportunity employment for women. Technically, that makes you a superhero.

Wait! I'm an evil sexist! Really! The male doctor was operating on his son DESPITE his injuries while the mother stood helplessly and watched!
That's still technically enabling heroism.

Wait! Wait! Wait! It was three generations of men! The doctor was the FATHER of the MAN in the car crash and the GRANDFATHER of the boy in the car crash. I'm allowing greedy old baby boomers to keep a stranglehold on the medical job market!

You mean you let experienced employees keep the jobs they earned? Sounds heroic.

Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! The CAR was the doctor! The man and his car made hot automotive love every night! A drug addict abandoned a baby in the car's glovebox! The man told everyone he got the car pregnant! Some idiotic medical bureaucrat was stupid enough to grant the car an honorary doctorate in medicine...JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE SAID IT GOT PREGNANT! WHAT A SICK WORLD WE LIVE IN!

That scenario genuinely reflects society's ills...

So I've got the role?

but the Joker already has a joke about pregnant cars.

What sound does a pregnant car make? Vrr-womb, vrr-womb.

Q. Does Bullfrogvania have a Planned Parenthood clinic?
Actually, we have Paired Planethood clinics.
Q. What's that?
We launch pro-life and pro-choice advocates into orbit around a binary star. Time passes faster at the speed of light, so when the advocates return to earth, they will have evolved into a life form capable of resolving their differences.
Q. You really think you can resolve a problem like reproductive rights with a space race?
"Space race" is derogatory. Please refer to the new hyperintelligent species as "interstellar sentient centipedes".
Q. These are just regular centipedes. Are you massaging the data?
No, Bullfrogvania has no centipede massage parlors.

Correction: In our March 19 issue, we referred to "sentient centipedes". The widely accepted general term is "sentipedes".

Another batch of 40 strips starting in March. Titles:

Haggle Safely
Newton vs. The Crusher
Consolation Prize
Encyclopedia Bettanica
Moonlighting
Hard Hat
Bad Buccaneer
Hostages
Meal Replacement
Career Advisor
Animal Liberation Front
Bring Me The Head of Angry Betta
Aspartame
Pilates on Golf
Meeting
Mona Lisa
The Birds and the Bees
Gluten Free
Trust Building
Nancy Drool
#KickTheHabit
Pilates and the Pick-Up Artist
Top Chef
Wartex
Talk Show
Record
Your Bettascope
Badminton
Spelling Bee
Dragon
Amateur Hour
Ra-pun-zel
Blackboard the Pirate
Heavily Airbrushed
Were Wolves
Anachronism
Taxonomy
Snowshoeing
I Want a Dog For Christmas, Angry Betta!

Yes, Season 6 is coming soon. 

With Newton as Public Domain Sherlock Holmes, a Real Olympian, and Best-Man the Egotistic Superhero.

With Angry Betta as Mr. Online Dating for Fish, a Small-Time Anti-Authority Figure, and a Man with a Tapeworm Up His Nose. 

With Zeus as God ,  Tic-Tac  the Neighborhood Prescription Drug Dealer,  Big Pharma  (the pharmaceutical industry), and  Big Pharma  (the agricultural rapper).

With Frog as Sir Generally Boring and and Monsieur Sportsinjury and Mr. Not-Meriting-Bold-Text.

And Pilates as Mr. Fish-with-Arms.